Now here’s a new twist coming out
of the Smirksalot Whine House. I was a bit amazed when I read this
little twist of yet to be released data. All this talk about Global
Warming and out comes the most amazing excuse there will be, “IF” the
upcoming unemployment data doesn’t spin in the Oblabber direction.
They’re going to blame it on the weather? It’s all gonna be Global
Warming's fault once again? Damn if you can’t kill two birds with one
stone with that charge.
Now I know that Smirky has surrounded himself with the best minds in this country, at least to hear him tell it. Maybe Larry Summers, the Whine House economic advisor, should seek employment as a weatherman. He proposes a “do over” of data before the data is ever released. He’s already contending that any posted decline in employment figures will be laid to blame at the feet of winter weather. Let me see here. Isn’t winter an annual event? What are these knot heads advising the POTUS going to cook up next, other than the books.
So he jumps on CNBC to give an interview and tells us all not to make any judgments about where the economy is going based upon yet to be released statistics. This brings up and interesting question. If they go the other way, should we also discard that same data based up Larry’s rationale, or lack of it? I took logic in college and when I plug in the rules, they don‘t work with what he is proposing. So then he tells us this:
"Who knows what the next number is going to be. The blizzards that affected much of the country during the last month are likely to distort the statistics, and in past blizzards those statistics have been distorted by 100,000 to 200,000 jobs, so it's going to be very important ... to look past whatever the next figures are to gauge the underlying trends," he said.
One thing should be apparent to even the casual nut job reading this post. Larry has seen the numbers that will be released at the end of this week and is trying to brace the American public for more bad news. Here’s what I think he should have told us:
“Look, President Smirksalot told you that his focus was going to be jobs in his SOTUA and several times afterward. Y’all should know better than to believe anything he says. His priority is trying to make history by passing a health care bill so you know I’m shilling here for the guy. You know smoke and mirrors when you see it, but I was told to give it my best college try. IT’S THE WEATHER NOW STUPID AMERICAN PUBLIC!”
I’m starting to “HOPE” that the Gang Who Can’t Shoot Straight even remotely gets a grip on reality and stops being bubble boys and girls. Try to at least get the story straight. First the Smirky crowd tried to raise expectations based upon the one year anniversary of the Stimupork Bill. Now they want to lower the bar based upon the annual winter weather? Any port in a storm I reckon. I’m getting used to the double talk and continual stream of lies myself. They do seem to think the American public are a pack of dunderheads. Spin it one way then spin it the other, just spin is that what we’re seeing Larry?
So, according to Larry, based upon these yet to be released employment statistics, we should all continue to “hope” that the situation “changes” while Smirky continues to fiddle over health care that the majority has torpedoed while the JOBS, JOBS, JOBS should be the priority. They just don’t get it. It must be special to live in a bubble where you don’t listen to the people. A rude awakening will occur shortly.
My spin? The news we’re about to hear about employment is NOT going to please the public after watching this side bar nonsense we’ve seen in DC with photo op summits and more yadda, yadda, yadda about a stinkin health care bill about taking over 1/6th of the nation's economy. That Gang up there can't hit the easy targets.
Now I know that Smirky has surrounded himself with the best minds in this country, at least to hear him tell it. Maybe Larry Summers, the Whine House economic advisor, should seek employment as a weatherman. He proposes a “do over” of data before the data is ever released. He’s already contending that any posted decline in employment figures will be laid to blame at the feet of winter weather. Let me see here. Isn’t winter an annual event? What are these knot heads advising the POTUS going to cook up next, other than the books.
So he jumps on CNBC to give an interview and tells us all not to make any judgments about where the economy is going based upon yet to be released statistics. This brings up and interesting question. If they go the other way, should we also discard that same data based up Larry’s rationale, or lack of it? I took logic in college and when I plug in the rules, they don‘t work with what he is proposing. So then he tells us this:
"Who knows what the next number is going to be. The blizzards that affected much of the country during the last month are likely to distort the statistics, and in past blizzards those statistics have been distorted by 100,000 to 200,000 jobs, so it's going to be very important ... to look past whatever the next figures are to gauge the underlying trends," he said.
One thing should be apparent to even the casual nut job reading this post. Larry has seen the numbers that will be released at the end of this week and is trying to brace the American public for more bad news. Here’s what I think he should have told us:
“Look, President Smirksalot told you that his focus was going to be jobs in his SOTUA and several times afterward. Y’all should know better than to believe anything he says. His priority is trying to make history by passing a health care bill so you know I’m shilling here for the guy. You know smoke and mirrors when you see it, but I was told to give it my best college try. IT’S THE WEATHER NOW STUPID AMERICAN PUBLIC!”
I’m starting to “HOPE” that the Gang Who Can’t Shoot Straight even remotely gets a grip on reality and stops being bubble boys and girls. Try to at least get the story straight. First the Smirky crowd tried to raise expectations based upon the one year anniversary of the Stimupork Bill. Now they want to lower the bar based upon the annual winter weather? Any port in a storm I reckon. I’m getting used to the double talk and continual stream of lies myself. They do seem to think the American public are a pack of dunderheads. Spin it one way then spin it the other, just spin is that what we’re seeing Larry?
So, according to Larry, based upon these yet to be released employment statistics, we should all continue to “hope” that the situation “changes” while Smirky continues to fiddle over health care that the majority has torpedoed while the JOBS, JOBS, JOBS should be the priority. They just don’t get it. It must be special to live in a bubble where you don’t listen to the people. A rude awakening will occur shortly.
My spin? The news we’re about to hear about employment is NOT going to please the public after watching this side bar nonsense we’ve seen in DC with photo op summits and more yadda, yadda, yadda about a stinkin health care bill about taking over 1/6th of the nation's economy. That Gang up there can't hit the easy targets.
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